程咬金

幹~~幾天不在, 赫然發現殺出一個程咬金

                                                                               

去你媽的~~你是誰阿?

                                                                               

論輩分根本還輪不到你

                                                                               

乖乖在家咬你的黃金就好了阿!

                                                                               

居然來跟我搶大餅!?!?

                                                                               

碼的勒~還一直放CH₃COOH

                                                                               

害我快被酸爆了啦!

                                                                               

襙~~越想越氣!



不爽到極點, 睡不著再來幹一次

                                                                               

剩不到幾小時要咪聽, 生不出東西

                                                                               

我管你媽的咪聽, 現在完全沒心情弄

                                                                               

操哩老木程咬金~~ 金價五告激掰!

                                                                               

要是眼睜睜看大餅被你咬走, 老子的名就倒過來念!!